[Los Feliz Slim]

I'm in favor of the red-light cameras. In Los Angeles it's a pretty good idea to wait three seconds after your light turns green because it's likely some douchebag is going to plow through the intersection. Sometimes they even honk, like "Lookout, here I come!" In fact, I'd be OK if they had lasers on the tops of poles that just vaporized those [censored] on sight.

The speeding ones sound like a worse idea, but that's probably because I speed. Yeah, I guess I approve of these too. Driving rules exist for a reason, I think everybody should just follow the same rules.