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Old 03-29-2006, 04:45 AM
MandM_WSU MandM_WSU is offline
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Default Re: Best SNL skit of all time

Joe Montana skit when you hear the actor’s thoughts. Phil Hartman is trying to get it on with Jan Hooks (sp). Joe Montana plays Stu:

Stu: Hey, it's fine with me if you stay in the living room. It won't bother me at all.

Stu's Thoughts: It's fine with me if she stays in the living room. It doesn't bother me at all.

Dan: Thanks a lot, Stu.

Dan's Thoughts: Yeah, thanks a lot, jerk!

Leslie: You know, you are so sweet.

Leslie's Thoughts: Boy, is this guy lame!

Dan: Well, listen, Stu, I think Leslie and I are gonna stay up a while and talk, so I guess we'll.. uh.. see you tomorrow.

Stu: Great! See you tomorrow!

Stu's Thoughts: Great! I'll see them tomorrow!

[ Stu heads upstairs ]

Leslie: Uh.. listen, we'll talk quietly, so as not to disturb you, okay?

Stu: Oh, you won't disturb me. I'll be in my room masturbating.

Stu's Thoughts: They won't disturb me. I'll be masturbating.
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