So I call my wife at home today and she's going on and on...
her: "...how bad the kitchen smells...it's awful, like something died in here"
me: "is the gas oven/stove on?"
her: "wait, what, no...it's so awful"
me: "sure it's not the stove?"
her: "yeah, it must be the chicken in the trash from dinner last night...I just took it outside"
me: "KCYABAI"
I make my way home 3 hours later, open the door, and get knocked over by the smell...2 seconds later I'm in the kitchen and see this...