Re: a tale of two muffins: pole inside
corn pls and then throw the poppy one on the floor and stamp on it while screaming 'die you [censored] faced muffin, die'
Then scoop it up (preferably with a plastic childs spade from a sand bucket and spade set)
Then go find some dog poop and scoop that up too, then mix it all together and put it back in the muffin cake paper stuff, then eat it cos it'll taste better.
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