Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
UPDATE
So, the wife made a comment that sex was different with this black dude. My stupid ass asked for details. She says that he is on top the whole time, whereas when we have sex, she always finishes on top.
We get drunk last night and have sex. I feel I have to prove that I can do it better and stay on top the whole time. Well, that didn't work out so well. Don't think I made it 2 minutes.
The way I look at it, I have three options
1. Kill myself now
2. Erase the details of their sexcapades from my memory and go back to doing it the way we did and be happy.
3. Call the black guy and ask if he will tutor me.
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