Re: HAY BBV help me be wierd in public
Go into McDonald's alone. Wait in line normally. Don't talk to any other customers. Order your food, but act really confused and change your order several times. It's crucial that you pay in cash, with a brand new 20 dollar bill, and that you keep the change separate, preferably in your jeans pocket. Then wait for your food. When they announce that it's ready, act like it's not your food. When they try to get you to take the tray, ask to talk to a manager. When the manager comes out, stab someone in the heart with a steak knife.
Alternately, go an entire day saying nothing but Rounders quotes, ignoring other people's responses. Teddy KGB accent is mandatory. Ex:
Somebody else: I'm having a BBQ on Saturday. There will be some women there.
You: Women are the [censored] rake.
Somebody else: What? Like you rake leaves with?
You: Well, it should be a saying.
Somebody else: WTF?
You: [KGB]You are on a draw? This is not good for you, Mike.[/KGB]
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