[Low Key]

So, you can drink beer at a restaurant when you're not 21? Do you have a Grizzly Adams going, or what?

I can't give you too much [censored] about all this, I learned when I was younger not to drink and drive. Never got in trouble with the law, but had some really stupid incidents here and there.

Just try to learn from this and remember that a cab ride is always cheaper than a full on DUI.

Also.. I thought you said you walked home, why were you wearing a seatbelt, or not wearing one, rather? This makes no sense, and is more insulting than the lack of paragraphs everyone else seems obsessed with. I mean sure, the paragraphs are long, but with 4 line run-on sentences, you only have like 3 sentences per paragraph!