[Craggoo]

Some of my favorite comments that I make at the table if someone comments on my play:
Its my first time playing this game how am i doing?
If someone comments on how tight im playing, I tell them that the slot machines and table games are over there if I feel the urge to burn money
But i was halfway in (limit obviously)
I had outs (when its clear i didn't)
But I was soooted and soooted hands are always the nuts!
I had to play my favorite hand
Because I saw you just do it so I thought I could too (if i hit runner runner)
But I had top top (Jamie gold reference insues)
If someone comments on the fact they can't beat me I tell them not to worry I'll give it back at some point (lol)
Always say ty no matter how sarcastic someone is when they say nh

I'll think of some other gems to add later.