[aznrounder]

beats: 1) so i'm sitting there shortstacked at 200NL and pick up QQ in mp. "raise to $18," i announce. donkey says, "reraise to $100." yea i call. donkey flips over 44. xxxx4.
2) take a nap and come back to play in the $300 donkaments. about 4 hours into tournament i pick up AQ in the bb. blinds 800/1600. guy in mp raises to 4000. i reraise my shortstack all in to make it about 16k. he calls and flips AJ to my AQ. xxxxJ. it's a 2 outer because guy on my right mentions he folded a J.

brag: borgata poker room provided free pizza.

variance: diarrhea(not because of pizza)