i lol'd hard at that excuse. I was thinking the same, would be hard to have sex with a bike.
anyone seen rick gervais stand up "politics"? really reminded me of the guy that got a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse.
thos that haven't: end of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cwPWqfzulc and beginning of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGNDDT_iKgs