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lol i'd big bada boom her so badly it's unreal

actually i wouldn't, i'd probably marry her and make her teach me her zombie killing / awesome weapon shooting / being a jedi-ninja-secretagent-pwnz0r ways, since obv she is not acting in her movies, she really just kicks all sorts of ass. she's probably a CIA agent in her spare time, offing terrorists and aliens and zombies and stuff.

if i were ever going to be executed, i'd have my last request be for her to be the one to execute me, so that'd be my last image in life - milla jovovich shooting a gun. [censored] yeah.

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Wtf dude, open your curtains and go outside for a little walk. Seems like youve been spending too much time indoors.