Re: Giving Thanks
I'm thankful for all the suckers who have real jobs which produce all the necessary goods that I need in order to live so that I can play poker and take the money that said suckers have earned producing said goods.
I'm also thankful for Ron Paul. And chocolate chip cookies. Ron Paul also likes chocolate chip cookies. One day I'd like to sit down with Ron Paul, eat some chocolate chip cookies, and talk about how awesome chocolate chip cookies are, and how stupid the government is. I'd let Ron Paul have some cookies too though. I wouldn't be a dick and eat all the cookies myself. If Ron Paul started talking about the 4000 babies he delivered, I would try to politely steer the conversation in another direction. Babies are gooey and they hurl and crap a lot. It's not a good subject to talk about while you're eating cookies.
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