Re: Got company. $100 missing. Here\'s what I\'ve done.
At dinner, tell them you had an operative witness the theft. Have everyone stand at the dinner table and put their right hand into the person's left pocket. Find the marked bill.
Make that person switch places with a homeless guy. Hilarity will ensue.
Leverage the homeless guy's street smarts and the thief's knowledge of financial markets to take down the Dukes.
Profit.
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