Thread: ActionJeff says Stars is "rigged"
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Old 11-21-2007, 03:53 AM
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Default Re: ActionJeff says Stars is \"rigged\"
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and focusing on other things to improve my discipline, mental agility, and health.

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working out 12 hrs/day ftw

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i heard a rumor that jeff is at a secret facility in the maldives training for 16 hours a day and eating nothing but children.

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Children are high in calories, so no. He is actually in a hyperbaric chamber at the bottom of the Mariana Trench where he has petitioned Greenwich in London to add 1 hour to his time zone so he can work out 25 hours a day. Since a Hellgate has recently taken over London, however, his request was denied and he now satiates his unending hunger with daily 4 hour swims for plankton, which he consumes by saving a step on the food chain and swallowing humpback whales whole.