Re: When Giving Directions...
"Turn left at the light"
Seriously, though, people who ever need directions these days, when you can go to mapquest and do the aerial view and ACTUALLY SEE THE ENTIRE ROUTE YOU'LL BE TAKING, drives me nuts.
Also, anyone giving directions based on landmarks ("Turn left at the house with the red roof, then right at the restaurant with the big crab-shaped sign, then go straight past the car wash and the library before murdering the maid with the lead pipe in the conservatory") can die in a grease fire.
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