This came after a couple bad beats but it was ridiculous enough that it actually helped my tilt, I just literally laughed out loud and moved on.
Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
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MP2: $18.05
CO: $50.45
BTN: $49.50
SB: $2.90
BB: $88.10
UTG: $33.40
Hero (UTG+1): $61.70
UTG+2: $48.75
MP1: $23.25
Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $2, MP2 calls $2, 4 folds
Flop: ($6.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3</font>, MP1 calls $3, MP2 folds
Turn: ($12.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18.50</font>, MP1 calls $18.25 and is All-In
River: ($49.25) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $49.25 Pot ($2.40 Rake)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and LOST (-$23.25 NET)
MP1 showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Nine high) and WON $46.85 (+$23.60 NET)