Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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hudge hudge beat:
girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs
variance: i'm still drinking. will i be drunk enough to [censored] the fatty?
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Hot chicks that turn into fatties are the easiest to get. Self esteem and confidence is at all time low and they aren't used to having guys ignore/laugh at them. Just try not to let out an audible groan when she sits on your lap.
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