beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
beat: we have an iranian DJ playing FOBiranian music (complete with english lyrics that haev no business being in the song)
beat: my old room now being used to house all the babies
beat: my car is about a half mile away from my home right now
beat: about 2 hours til the FBI swarm in
variance: i'm currently fairly hammered
updates to follow as this idiocy progresses
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