View Single Post
  #417  
Old 11-17-2007, 06:01 AM
Low Key Low Key is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 548
Default Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
When I was playing PLO in Biloxi, I won a particularly large pot, and was racking my chips up to leave. During play at the table, I had already heard several snide comments about me being young, asian, and not from the South. One of the many middle aged southern guys (mostly from New Orleans/southern mississippi) said, "Just like that huh? Hit and run."

"Might as well call me Katrina, right?" I said.

I froze for a moment, while no one laughed, and in mid shuffle, the dealer's deck exploded. Then, while walking away I couldn't help myself, " Too soon? Well, George Bush hates white people.."

[/ QUOTE ]2nd line ruined it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, he hates white people? I don't particularly get that part. Had he just turned and said 'too soon?', he'd be my new hero.
Reply With Quote