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Old 11-17-2007, 03:22 AM
lucid75 lucid75 is offline
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Default Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

Other jokes that i've told that have bombed:

1. A couple of my buddies were giving me some [censored] about being Asian, "Which Korea are you from? North or South? I'm going to keep my dog inside, tonight"

I come back with (joking) "Hey! Look where we are! Virginia Tech!"

2. While helping my friend move in, one of his hanger get crushed and bent underneath all his stuff. I say, "at least we'll be prepared to start a back alley abortion clinic."
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