Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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Told this one to my brothers fiance first time I met her. Who knew Lady Di was her hero?
The Queen Mum gets to the Pearly Gates where she is met by St. Peter and Princess Diana. St. Peter hands the Queen Mum the obligatory set of angel's wings and shows her to her room. St. Peter asks her if there is anything he can do for her. She replies "The wings are very nice, but why haven't I got a halo like Diana ?". St. Peter chuckles and replies "That's not a halo - it's a steering wheel"
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in all srsness, anyone offended by this needs to be smacked in the face
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My brother did. They are not together anymore. Go figure.
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