[Landonfan]

[censored] the converter, here are the raw HHs. I thought I'd been 363'ed before, but goddamn. I don't think anything poker-related has ever made me this mad.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4200194692: $6 + $0.25 Heads Up Sit & Go (31879837), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:40:42 ET - 2007/11/16
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Landonfan [Js Ks]
Landonfan raises to 75
Brght Eyes raises to 1,500, and is all in
Landonfan folds
Uncalled bet of 1,425 returned to Brght Eyes
Brght Eyes mucks
Brght Eyes wins the pot (150)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 150 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (big blind) collected (150), mucked
Seat 2: Landonfan (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #4200197584: $6 + $0.25 Heads Up Sit & Go (31879837), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:40:58 ET - 2007/11/16
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (1,575)
Seat 2: Landonfan (1,425)
Brght Eyes posts the small blind of 15
Landonfan posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Landonfan [8s 6s]
Brght Eyes raises to 1,575, and is all in
Landonfan folds
Uncalled bet of 1,545 returned to Brght Eyes
Brght Eyes mucks
Brght Eyes wins the pot (60)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (small blind) collected (60), mucked
Seat 2: Landonfan (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #4200199893: $6 + $0.25 Heads Up Sit & Go (31879837), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:41:10 ET - 2007/11/16
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (1,605)
Seat 2: Landonfan (1,395)
Landonfan posts the small blind of 15
Brght Eyes posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Landonfan [5d Th]
Landonfan folds
Uncalled bet of 15 returned to Brght Eyes
Brght Eyes mucks
Brght Eyes wins the pot (30)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (big blind) collected (30), mucked
Seat 2: Landonfan (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #4200201215: $6 + $0.25 Heads Up Sit & Go (31879837), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:41:17 ET - 2007/11/16
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (1,620)
Seat 2: Landonfan (1,380)
Brght Eyes posts the small blind of 15
Landonfan posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Landonfan [Qd 8c]
Brght Eyes raises to 1,620, and is all in
Landonfan folds
Uncalled bet of 1,590 returned to Brght Eyes
Brght Eyes mucks
Brght Eyes wins the pot (60)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (small blind) collected (60), mucked
Seat 2: Landonfan (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #4200203340: $6 + $0.25 Heads Up Sit & Go (31879837), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:41:30 ET - 2007/11/16
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (1,650)
Seat 2: Landonfan (1,350)
Landonfan posts the small blind of 15
Brght Eyes posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Landonfan [Jh 9s]
Landonfan raises to 75
Brght Eyes calls 45
*** FLOP *** [3d Qc 3h]
Brght Eyes checks
Landonfan bets 85
Brght Eyes raises to 1,575, and is all in
Landonfan folds
Uncalled bet of 1,490 returned to Brght Eyes
Brght Eyes mucks
Brght Eyes wins the pot (320)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 320 | Rake 0
Board: [3d Qc 3h]
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (big blind) collected (320), mucked
Seat 2: Landonfan (small blind) folded on the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #4200208907: $6 + $0.25 Heads Up Sit & Go (31879837), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:42:00 ET - 2007/11/16
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (1,810)
Seat 2: Landonfan (1,190)
Brght Eyes posts the small blind of 15
Landonfan posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Landonfan [Kd Ac]
Brght Eyes folds
Uncalled bet of 15 returned to Landonfan
Landonfan mucks
Landonfan wins the pot (30)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Brght Eyes (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Landonfan (big blind) collected (30), mucked

He then resumed to open shoving. That was seriously the only hand he folded the whole time. The next best hand I got was K3 about 15 hands later, I called and of course it's no good. gg assface, I hope your family gets eaten by zombies.