Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
owned a stripper [censored] bag...
go to strip club (wearing pajamas btw, cuzi dont give a [censored]), stripper obv thinks i am awesome and wants to come home with me (we are in WVA and i live VA). comes home, licks butthole -- awesome btw -- and gets boned repeatedly.
in the morning, she expects me to take her to home -- she lives in MD. obviously, that aint happening. so, we go to ihop and i tell her to order me a [censored] steak omellette while i go to the bathroom.
but, i dont go to the bathroom. instead, i just drive home. OWNED!!
about a month later, my friend was at the bus station in dc (he was with me the night of the strip club) and sees the same stripper. OH SNAP!!
edited: cuz i didnt mean to circumvent the profanity filter.
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