[J.A.Sucker]

[ QUOTE ]
w/o googling, and relying only on my recollection of my freshmen year of high school, a simile is a metaphor. But, in general, dumber people use similes and smarter, more eloquent people use metaphors. At least this is what the teacher seemed to imply.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your teacher is implying that The Big Aristotle is a genius. Clearly, this is 10000% correct.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Shaq

More Shaqisms and less simile/metaphor nitpicking, please!!!!!!!!!!!!1