This is how you eat breakfast. Just made because of this thread.
Hashbrowns with Monterey Jack cheese cooked in bacon grease on the left.
2 Eggs cooked in bacon grease on the right.
8 slices of bacon on bottom.
3 slices white toast on top
Sriracha, Famous Dave's texas pit bbq sauce.
Before anyone asks I'm 5'9" 170.