[joes28]

as a fellow child of divorce here is my advice....

1. [censored] step mom (this would also go a long way into proving u arent gay.)
2. Get your own place by whatever school u are going to (possibly rooming with someone who is a cute guy!)... makes it a lot easier to get laid.
3. Take online classes, so much better than actual school. you dont have to go to class so u can focus on poker (or smoking weed) and make more money and then just go get ass on weekends. You probably cant take all of ur classes online, but take as many as possible online and then just use the classes u have to go to as ways to get party info.
4. Sell drugs.
5. Dont go home on holdiays/cut all ties with family. No matter what they tell you, it is your fault that your family is destroyed. You look out for you from now on.
7. ?????
8. Profit