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Old 11-14-2007, 03:10 PM
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Default Re: Awesome sports metaphores

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thread's stuck, so I'll just post a bunch of quotes from my High-School Football Coach:

"You either get better or worse, you never stay the same"

"Better to die as a young child than fumble the football"

"your attitude in life will determine your altitude in life"

"Pride makes the difference"

"When it's time to be a man - you gonna' bring your wife & kids brad and milk or beer and cigarettes?"

"bend your knees son, the only thing you can do standing up is [censored] a horse"

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None of the above is a metaphor.

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Isn't it ironic?

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It's like rain on a rainy day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2PMJic0fI
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