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Old 11-14-2007, 01:27 AM
dlk9s dlk9s is offline
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Default Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr

I never got the sex talk. My mom realized this when my parents were driving me half-way across the country to start college. She turned to my dad and asked him if he had "the talk" with me. He had no idea what the [censored] she was talking about, so she repeated the question. Then the light bulb went on.

He said to me, "[dlk9s], if you're going to have sex, use a condom and make sure she's Jewish, good looking, and rich."
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