[Gullanian]

It was a pub quiz at my university. 30 teams or so, and a lot of people hanging round the bar. About 200 people total. Me and my friends team drew for 3rd place or something, so one person from each team had to go up and say a joke. So my friends nominated me and I went up.

The other guy from the other team told his joke, something rubbish about the american military, there were a lot of laughs from the audience, a good atmosphere.

Then I told my joke

"What did the deaf dumb blind kid get for christmas? He doesn't know"

Very un pc, in retrospect it was a bad move to make infront of so many people, I said the punchline, and then realised I everyone was just staring at me, no one laughing except I could see my friends on the table in the corner of my eye pissing themselves quietly, it was the funniest thing they ever saw.

There was this girl in a wheel chair directly infront of me, the joke had nothing to do with her but I felt ashamed because she was staring at me shaking her head.

Probably one of the most embarassing things I've ever done.