Alright, so I'm back.
I wouldn't say the Mac N' Cheese bites suck, but they definitely aren't any good. They are dipped in used batter and the mac and cheese itself is cafeteria grade, but at the same time, fried mac and cheese is such a solid premise that terrible execution can't downgrade them below tolerable.
The hamburger was on the Rally's end of fast food burgers. However the Cherry Limeade(complete with mint for some reason) redeemed the entire expedition bringing the meal to a C+ or so for my $6.27, so no murders will be necessary.