[bismillahno]

I've got a ~10cm one on the right side of my neck, runs sideways. Its kind of faded now, but still pretty cool. Its actually the result of a cyst in my neck that was roughly the size of a golf ball, which was removed when I was 10.

That story is boring though, so I often tell people it was the result of a mugging when I was 9 in New York. I lay it on really thick about how I don't remember the day, and don't want to know the full story. Very few people want to question a story of repressed childhood pain, so I get away with it almost always. Then I get called a total bastard when I come clean.