[ursine cotcher]

Met up with old uni mates, one of the males threatened to stab me after the girl he was trying it on with made it fairly obv she was thoroughly enamoured with me. Went back to hers with her flatmate who has a bf, which I didn't know about till after. Had limited fun before passing out and keeping them up most of the night by snoring.

Woke up more hungover than ever in the morning, to a full English breakfast fed to me by 2 girls in panties and t-shirts. Started sexing one on futon, threw up in my mouth, ran to toilet. Spent rest of day being nursed by both , which included suckling from breasticles and truncheon stroking.

That evening had option to stay in with them and get takeaway but chose to meet other girl I haven't seen in a while and had plans with. No sexytime from her. Bad decision. Although I realised I would happily marry her. She is pure, innocent, and would not immediately jump for joy when offered a spocking.

Going back in 2 weeks and not drinking to the point of poisoning.