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Old 11-11-2007, 04:15 AM
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Default Re: FutureDoc, Look inside.....[CENSORED] THREAD! [CENSORED] THREAD!

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Suzzer talks about downswings and the increasing difficulty of the 60s at rhino. seriously.

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Timeline of events at the Rhino (note actual poker discussion time):

3:15am - suzzer meets bones at Rhino, suzzer and bones wander around for about 10 minutes looking for various past stripper-loves of bones's's

3:25am - bones gives doorman $100 to find us a table, doorman kisses our butts

3:30am - suzzer and bones talk sng strategy and various aspects of detrimental poker attitudes

3:40am - bones meets brand new stripper-friend and begins to chat

17 seconds later - bones disappears with brand new stripper-friend never to be seen again

3:50am - suzzer meets new stripper-friend, who begins ordering rounds of Yaeger, things get fuzzy

4:05am - suzzer regales his stripper with story of crazy night after Usher's 2nd place cash, that suzzer turned down to play $1/$2 with Microbet and GtrHtr at Lucky Strike (or Nugget or something, one of those places)

5 seconds after suzzer mentions $40k spent that night - suzzer's new stripper friend drags him into the VIP room until all his credit cards run dry, never even asking why people are named "Microbet" or "GtrHtr"

9am-ish - stripper is pissed that suzzer still owes her money, Rhino people tell her to buzz off and get suzzer a cab, suzzer actually goes back to hotel and gets cash for stripper, suzzer comes back to Rhino, stripper is gone of course, suzzer gives money to doorman, quite sure it got to stripper, several Rhino employees are touched suzzer actually returned

8pm-ish - suzzer reports all credit cards lost and orders new ones