[El_Hombre_Grande]

Sometimes the slowness of the games drives me absolutely insane. And everything everyone is doing to contribute to it.

Asking for a (censored) deck change. Moron.
Screwing around with drinks/food/cigarettes/waitress when the action is on them.
Taking a long time preflop when nothing significant has happened.
Guys semi falling asleep at 500AM. Although they make great opponents.

And guys with BO and bad breath who want to tell me every move they have made. I like to know what other people are thinking; but its always the guy who doesn't shower and doesn't know about breath mints.

And anybody who is rude to a polite dealer.