[thing85]

OMFG, no joke, first hand I played when I just sat back down (converter keeps [censored] it up for some reason):

PokerStars Game #13147666658: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/11/10 - 00:58:38 (ET)
Table 'Baillauda' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: SILVERFOX59 ($23.70 in chips)
Seat 2: Ork&Stra ($59.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Horsie83 ($52.10 in chips)
Seat 5: oilrook ($43.10 in chips)
Seat 6: thing85 ($50 in chips)
oilrook: posts small blind $0.25
thing85: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thing85 [2d 2c]
SILVERFOX59: folds
dbellti has returned
Ork&Stra: raises $1 to $1.50
Horsie83: calls $1.50
oilrook: folds
thing85: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2h 9h]
thing85: checks
Ork&Stra: bets $2.50
Horsie83: calls $2.50
thing85: raises $5 to $7.50
Ork&Stra: calls $5
Horsie83: folds
*** TURN *** [Qc 2h 9h] [As]
thing85: bets $14
Ork&Stra: raises $36.30 to $50.30 and is all-in
thing85: calls $27 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2h 9h As] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thing85: shows [2d 2c] (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)
Ork&Stra: shows [Ah Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
Ork&Stra collected $102.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $104.25 | Rake $2
Board [Qc 2h 9h As Qh]
Seat 1: SILVERFOX59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Ork&Stra showed [Ah Ac] and won ($102.25) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
Seat 3: Horsie83 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: oilrook (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: thing85 (big blind) showed [2d 2c] and lost with a full house, Deuces full of Queens


[censored] [censored] [censored]. There goes my profit for the day.