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There is some giant loudmouth douche on my train every morning who wears this hat with a suit? I have dreams of going up to him and letting him know how douchey he looks.
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These work REALLY well with a very small group of people. If you're not in that elite group, you look like an utter tool wearing one.
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Yes. They're known as "old black men."