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Old 11-09-2007, 02:56 PM
Notfunny1 Notfunny1 is offline
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Default Re: High School Pimpin\' (or the lack thereof)

The Tao is the distilled philosophy that Dex employs, very winningly, to succeed sexually with women. It consists of three rules:

1. Eliminate your desires.
2. Do something excellent in her presence, thereby proving your sexual worthiness.
3. Retreat, for as Heidegger said, "We pursue that which retreats from us".
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