[Gonso]

Second, I think there's a good argument to be made for developing space forces, why wait for aliens to come here and start some [censored], let's just catch them by complete surprise before they do anything.

First we'll [censored] with them by making crop circles in their space wheat or whatever, then we'll do pointless space cattle mutilations and maybe some anal probes

then, we'll bring robots

look this seems like the logical way to go, who's with me