[diebitter]

How's about

"The lounge is about love, peace and understanding, so if you want to chillax and dig the groovy mellowness of a place where you can accept time, space and thought are all one continuum, a place where your mind can be aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of empathy and deep realisation, flooded with rivulets of ideas cascading into a waterfall of whole and complete sensory integration with creation, a place where it's worth sharing your innermost wants, desires, dreams and fears with other enlightened beings, and a place you can accept the possibility that the face of god is both your face AND my face, and a place where you can accept all life and thought is precious and too good to waste, then grab a cushion and flop down with us groovy cats and chicks.

Oh and idiots can eff off."