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if you're flying, just make sure it's not glass bottles because they will burst... some kind of air pressure thing.

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Holy lol.

Put it in your checked luggage, it's fine.

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yeah seriously, wouldn't the business that sells liquor bottles in the terminals not exist if that were true?

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No, because you don't understand the conspiracy. They "sell" you the bottles in the airport and you put them in the overhead bin thinking they're safe. But there are actually little tunnels running behind the bins. So when you land at your destination the plane is immediately met by a truck with the bottles of alcohol that you've ordered. Then the plane taxis awhile with you stuck in your seat with the seatbelt fastened. Midgets crawl throughout the tunnel replacing your fake bottles with your real alcohol. When they're done they give the all-clear sign to the pilot (usually by giving them a blow job) and the pilot heads to the terminal.

Now you know the truth and can't unlearn the truth. Midgets' Rights!!!