[EWS87]

ok well i gotta leave and dont wanna go without the story so i just let him settle


story started out last night...i chop a live donkament at a local club for 3400...after that me and a few friends hit up some bars (even tho im 20 with no fake ID)...anyway i end up getting kicked out of the third bar for having no ID and cursing out the bartender

my [censored] friends didnt wanna leave this one so as im being escorted out i offer $100 to the bouncer (which was pretty stupid because that wouldnt have accomplished anything with the bartender but i was pretty wasted at this point)

so now to the hooker...i guess she saw me pull out the money to offer the bouncer 100 so she followed me outside

the next part is a little cloudy but the gist of it is i end up having my first experience with a hooker...i remember her as an 9 but im told she was more of a 6 but ive done worse

now for the bet...today ive felt pretty bad about the whole nigiht (including some drunk driving) so i was kinda whining to my friend what an idiot i am...he starts mocking me saying stop bitching everyone gets with a hooker once at least once...so i tell him no [censored] way and it led to this bet...i had under 79.5 including me having to vote yes in the poll...woulda been $1000 but i didnt wanna take his money when i knew for sure i was right so ship the $800...what should have been a good 36 hours kinda makes me feel like society would be better off without me