Re: Funny and/or Effective Quips to Problem Players
In a MTT...
Guy in seat 3, ALWAYS asks "How much is it?" and then sits there for a god awful long time before acting either way on any AI or any raise other than a mini raise.
The dealer is frustrated, hell we are all frustrated at this tard. The guy in the 4 seat, which is about 3 times the size of the guy the 3 seat is really getting frustrated...
Seat 1 goes AI for (1) yellow chip, (3) blue chips, and (2) black chips...
Seat 3: "How much is it?"
Seat 4: "If you could count you would know!"
Seat 3: "I CAN COUNT!"
Seat 4: "So you cant do simple math then..."
Seat 3: "YES I CAN!"
Seat 5(me): "So you are one of these guys that cant walk and chew gum at the same time then..."
Whole table: Silence...
Whole table 5 seconds later: Giggles to rowdy laughter!
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