How to quit smoking.
Get Bronchitis.
Saturday before last, I was out playing golf, and chain smoking Marlboro lights, as I'm wont to do while playing golf.
Saturday night, my lungs started aching, and I had a hard time catching my breath. I was doubled over with racking coughs. "WTF?! This isn't supposed to happen until Sunday morning!"
Long story short, I developed Bronchitis, and discovered that smoking felt like I was inhaling burning hot embers. I tried one Sunday, tried one Monday, and haven't smoked since.
Summation: If you want to quit smoking, get Bronchitis.
(Pneumonia would probably work too)
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