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My first time was at 18 and the only beat I can remember other than paying for the whole thing is that I can't even remember her name or guesstimate the age of the woman.

But lets start at the beginning. Could have sexed a couple of girls at high school but the girls that wanted to hook up with me where always in my own league ( meaning, 4-6, on a 10 max scale ). Naturally, at the time I was much more attracted by the smoking hot 9-10s at my school which unexplicably never had any interest in me.

So no action during high school. Then it occured to me that it would be useful to gather some sexual experience prior to starting uni in order to avoid all the first time problems so many of you have described. Looked around on the internet and found a number of an oriental massage parlour nearby. Called a cab and went there, fully expecting to be robbed and sliced up for the international kidney trade of the chinese mafia. lol, no such thing. Was given a choice between two girls. One youngish with no breasts and very bad teeth and one older woman who fronted some b-cup titties. well the choice was easy and I went for the older broad. With asian women I can never tell and she could have been anything from 25-45 years old. Went to the room, forked over the monies and off we went. She wanted to start off with some massage and powder my back with some awful "talc powder". screw that lets get on with the real business. So she started blowing me and after a couple of minutes my tool started functioning and off we went into mish position. I think I gave it a good 10-15 thrusts before finishing.

All I could think of was " so this is what you've been waiting for all those years". Kinda unspectecular. I even laughed and joked about it with the asian girl. One thing I gotta say though, in terms of "safe sex" you couldnt have a better time than with an escort. after all they have all the experience in the world =)