My apartment building is a four-plex with a basement unit. Once a week a smoking hot college girl comes and cleans the staircase, tile floor, laundry room and front step. I make sure that I go outside to smoke at least twice while she's here so I have an excuse to talk to her.
Brag: hot cleaning girl
Beat: my girlfriend is home, so no hot cleaning girl nookie possible
Brag: today she wore jeans with a tear at the bottom of the ass (clearly wearing a thong, sweet!)
Beat: could not get pic because what the hell would my excuse be?
Variance: I think hot cleaning girl might have a boyfriend
I know the thread is worthless without pics, but I couldn't get one. But I think you guys deserve a pic anyway.
