Re: a completely unrealistic and impossible way to save the NHL
I think the ice should peak in the middle and be sloped down towards the ends.
The goalie will always be struggling to keep from falling into his own net and it will be good times for everyone.
Also, one player on the ice at all times has to be playing with a baseball bat instead of a regular hockey stick.
And both teams get 10 cans of silly-string that they can use to try to blind their opponents.
With 2 minutes left in the period a big pinata filled with Hershey's kisses will rain down on the ice and the players have to try to skate through all the chocolate for the rest of the period.
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