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No goofy, he sounds nothing like you. You are far beyond anything I've ever experienced before.

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I think I'd know what I was like when I was 17 years old better than you would.

Actually, this sounds like me when I was 15.

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I am trying to pick up some signs, and a few kids in my class (mainly the FEW hot girls in my class) know about how much I like her though they said they wouldn’t tell. This is like a 5th grade situation. Here are my signs, need help deciphering them. She is not slutty in the least, probably still has a boyfriend, and is by far the most beautiful girl in the school and in my eyes, the world.

We make eye contact like 3.8 million times a day. Like we both always catch each other looking at each other. Makes for a mad awkward time when we are alone, silent, at our lockers.

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I mean, come on bmw, this is vintage goofyballer material here.