Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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one of my friends stood up and told a joke that he didn't really understand at a big jewish family dinner with all his relatives when he was about 6 or 7 yrs old. picture a really skinny, kinda dorky looking kid with a jewfro and skewiff smirk.
a girl goes to the doctors office, "doctor! doctor! i've broken my vagina!"
"ok, ok, calm down. let me have a look at it." so he takes a look, "goodness, what happened here?"
"i had sex with an elephant."
"but an elephants penis is only this wide (*holds hands about 6 inches apart*) and your vagina is this wide (*holds hands about 12 inches apart*)."
"i know," she said "but he fingered me first."
stunned silence. later he was surely beaten.
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I don't think anything will beat the mortal kombat one, but this is awesome!!! This is definitely my favorite thread in recent memory.
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