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2/4 Limit Poker? Hell no. Casino War? Forget that. $5 BRRAAAACKJAAAAACK? Hell fkin yes! Me and my buddy lock the first two seats and immediately order some cocktails. Here's how the session went:

First hour: I toss my buddy 5 red chips and he builds it up to $100 in no time; he hasn't played BJ much before, so I tell him what to do. I also make the monies and adopt a heavy tipping strategy: $1 for every BJ, every time the dealer busts with 4+ cards, and everytime I get a 6/5 when I hit 15/16. The dealer is happy.

Second hour: We start tipping more to the cocktail waitress to bring drinks faster. We start breakin' even and I ask for they get comped for a cigar to they actually oblige! Too bad it's probably made up of old coffee grounds and pubic hair. Some older guys sit down in the other seats...

Third hour: Me and my friends are shtfaced. The white russians I've been ordering taste suspiciously like cold coffee creamer. I switch up to Newcastles because you can't water that [censored] down. Meanwhile the older guys are hitting with 16 versus the dealers 6 and taking all the bust cards. My friend mad dogs them until they leave. The dealer starts busting again! I yell out THATSA TOO MANY! every time the dealer busts.

Fourth hour: My friends start to yell out thatsa too many. Cocktails are coming slooooow. We come to the conclusion that the waitress is servicing four casinos tonight. I bust and get 5 red chips from my friend. My friend busts I give some back. This happens a few times until we both bust. Rebuy!

Fifth hour: I get up and go to bathroom but sit back down when I see the cocktail waitress. Missing her would be like missing the lunar eclipse. I ask the dealer to say THATSA TOO MANY every time he busts, but he only sheepishly says itsa too much. I bust again and we finally end up leaving. End result: negato 40BB/5hours, but positive 10 drinks and cheapass C-gar. Oh, and plus the memories.

I entered the room pretty thinking about how I created another BJ degen. Oh well, the more the merrier. I climb into the soft warm bed and close my eyes. Another trip, another thousand gone. As I nearly fell asleep I made a resolve to run as hot as the sun the next time I came here to Vegas. Then I slept.

Thanks for reading.