[Todd Terry]

I'll pay top dollar for someone who can perform a Pequot ritual to ward off evil spirits for me. Busted from the $1K in 20 minutes, which is my third level 1 bustout in fairly deep stacked tourneys at this place this year. Plus 3 $3K Mega Stack events where I was never above the 30K starting stack. At least it gives me more time to hang out here, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Bust out hand: I'm in the hijack. Middle-aged guy immediately to my right, who's played 1 hand in 20 minutes (I've played 3 or so), open raises to 150, I make it 450 with 2 black Js. Folded back to him, he calls. Flop: Jh Th 5s. Check, I bet 600, he calls. Turn: 8s. Check, I bet 1000, he min-raises to 2000, I shove, he calls and turns up Qc 9c. River: Ks, gg me.